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Steven M

Page history last edited by Steven M 7 years, 5 months ago

     Hi I’m Phil. I have a pretty weird life. This is why. One day I was just casually walking through the woods when all of the sudden a monkey jumped out of the trees and attacked me. I don’t know why he attacked me but he caught me so off guard i fell down a hill. The monkey kept attacking me and I was rolling for a while and hit my head on a tree. When I realized I was at the bottom of the hill rolling circles. Than I stood up and the monkey stopped attacking me. When it stopped I looked over and it was eating my candy bar. Then I picked up the monkey named it Greg and started walking. I had no Idea where I was so I just walked. As I was walking I looked over and saw a bear staring at Greg. I walked over there and gave that bear a talk about how it is not nice to try and eat a guy’s pet monkey. It turned out the bear was still hungry so it tried to eat me. That’s when I got mad and I swallowed the bear whole.


     That night I found a cave that must have been the bear’s so I made a big bed for me and a little bed for Greg. I went out to find some fire wood and came back with ten trees that I karate chopped down. I found a twig and did the thing where you spin it on the wood till it catches fire. It didn’t work so I made sparks with two weird looking rocks. When the fire started I used a can that I was wearing on my head to boil water that I found in a river right outside the cave. When I took the water out of the fire Greg drank it all so I had to boil more. Then we went to bed. 


     When we woke up the sun was rising and I went to find breakfast. I found a bowl of Lucky charms and started eating when all of the sudden a leprechaun flew by and stole them. I chased the leprechaun and found a whole leprechaun town. Then I realized I forgot Greg so I ran ten miles back and found out he was on my back than whole time. We went back to the leprechaun village and became two little leprechauns. Then we went to the end of a rainbow and lived there for a very long time. 

     As I was living at the end of the rainbow I got bored. That is why I went back to the woods climbed back up the hill and started walking. I don’t why I was walking there before, but I thought I should go back and try to remember. I was just walking and I remembered I went out there to find my pet bear that I accidently ate. I was using his favorite treat a candy bar. That’s when I found my way back home and I realized I was still a leprechaun so nobody recognized me. I used the last of my mystical leprechaun powers to change myself back into a human. I went into my house and bought a new bear.

     I climbed on my bear with Greg on my back and wondered where I was going. I just sat there and thought of names for my new bear. I’m considering naming him Filbert. Filbert is kind of weird when you think about it. He only eats chocolate or other kinds of candy. When Filbert got tired he fell over and layed there so we used him as a bed. He was snoring so loud though. When we woke up we were energetic. Greg and I climbed on his back and we sped away. That’s when things got bad. By bad I mean giant man eating alligators. Filbert had to eat all the alligators so they didn’t eat us. There was a nice alligator so I ate him.


      When I got done eating my alligator. I went to a small town by a lake. When I got there I invented a machine that makes giant frogs. The frogs were robots so we could climb inside them and sleep there. When we left the town we had about one thousand giant frogs. So we took over China. It was nice in China I created my own language and made everyone there learn it. I lived there till I died and when I died Greg became king. Filbert became his royal guard and that’s when the world ended and everything blew up.

Comments (21)

Angelia H said

at 10:29 am on Dec 12, 2012

You weren't kidding when you said Phil lived a weird life! It was a very interesting and very funny, good story!

Jackson L said

at 10:29 am on Dec 12, 2012

I like all the random things with real living creatures and fairy tale creatures.

Kerrigan U said

at 10:31 am on Dec 12, 2012

I liked how you give good detail and you always were you were at and who you were with. It was very unpredictable and imaginative.

Austin T said

at 10:34 am on Dec 12, 2012

I really like the story because you gave good detail and I never new what the characters were going to do I also like the fairytale and real creatures helping each other out like when there were alligators the worked together to eat them

Tiffany R said

at 10:37 am on Dec 12, 2012

I liked how you kept me interested the whole time.

Noah F. said

at 10:37 am on Dec 12, 2012

I liked the story because it was extremely random and funny. I also thought the ending was interesting with the frogs taking over China and all.

Madisen O said

at 10:39 am on Dec 12, 2012

I liked how you were so random at some parts, I also liked the ending you rapped things up pretty good.

Felicity T said

at 10:41 am on Dec 12, 2012

It was interesting, and Phil did live a very weird life!

Taylor B. said

at 10:07 am on Dec 13, 2012

I liked how it kept me interested especially in the beginning when he kept attacking him.

Allison W said

at 10:08 am on Dec 13, 2012

I thought it was really interesting. Like how you gave a lot of details. Good story Steven!

Jaden S said

at 10:11 am on Dec 13, 2012

I liked how you used a lot of imagination in your story! It was very detailed! good job!

Dawn B said

at 10:11 am on Dec 13, 2012

Good job!!!!!How old is Phil????Good job!!!!!!!!!!

tanner t said

at 10:24 am on Dec 13, 2012

I liked how you used your imagination. God Job!

Braxton S said

at 11:09 am on Dec 13, 2012

I liked the ending when everone blew up and when you ate the bear.

Brandi Schneider said

at 11:18 am on Dec 13, 2012

Good detail I thought i was there so funny!

Tommy C said

at 10:33 am on Dec 14, 2012

I thought it was really funny and weird at the same time,mind blowing story.

Allison D said

at 10:44 am on Dec 14, 2012

I really like the part about the lucky charms. Nice story.

Jaysn R said

at 11:05 am on Dec 14, 2012

this story was great! you had a lot of transitions

Dawson H said

at 11:07 am on Dec 14, 2012

I could picture every detail in my mind

Andrew W said

at 11:20 am on Dec 14, 2012

i could picture the monkey beating you up and you eating the aligator

wyatt w said

at 2:03 pm on Dec 14, 2012

I could see why you said he had a weird life.

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