(Insert name here)

There was once a man named (Insert name here) who had a wife named Betty Looo, they never really were normal. They were nice, easy going, ordinary people they were just odd, they never really fit in, they were the kind of people that everyone knows and is friendly to, but doesn’t know a lot about. (Insert name here) and Betty Looo live in Vegas, not the part with casinos and hotels, they live in the suburbs. They have a nice house in a quiet neighborhood where everyone is nice, the houses are good looking, and everything is nice and quiet, well everything was quiet. (Insert name here) is a very unlucky man, for some reason there was a brief period of time where he had good luck, that’s how he got the house (but not the wife they got married when he still had bad luck). Unfortunately his luck started becoming bad, very bad.

(Insert name here) just got fired from his job as the manager of fireworks depot. As he was sitting at home trying to figure out what to do he started to having terrible pains in his stomach, so he was rushed to the hospital where he was diagnosed with (Insert name here). So when he went back to his house and started researching his health issues. He discovered that he would need adult diapers. So he looks online and decides he will have them “discreetly” delivered to his home. The next day he wakes up and goes outside to see if his unmarked box of diapers was there yet. When he opened the door he saw a delivery truck pull up and on the side of the truck, in huge letters it said “Depends Diapers, for Adults”, and the delivery guy just handed him a plain unmarked box, then drove away. The bills for the diapers were pilling up, (Insert name here) knew he needed to make money and pay for all the diapers, otherwise the people from Depends were gonna make him pay.

(Insert name here) called up his old friend who’s in the business of legally making moonshine (yes, making moonshine is legal if you have a license to do it). (Insert name here)’s friend was the most notorious moonshiner in all of the tri-state area, and down around that area moon shining is very serious, intense, and dangerous. (Insert name here) knew the risk of joining his friend’s moonshiner’s gang, but he got his friend to let him join the gang MSN (that’s the acronym for Moon Shiners Nightly). To be initiated into MSN (Insert name here) would have to prove himself and to do that he had to do something unspeakable.

A month later (Insert name here) MSN was producing products by their means of production and a rival gang showed up and started attacking MSN. (Insert name here) was the only person that could stop the fighting. With a bomb in one hand and a bottle of moonshine in the other he threw the bomb and stopped the rival gang. Then all of the sudden more people from the other gang rushed in and had MSN outnumbered by a lot.

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